Don’t come back to Canada

It’s so flat and ugly. Boring, basic buildings sprout up in worn, erosive, concrete to the same feeling as Rohnert Park. It’s just a lame place. Twice the price to visit a NEW, ACTUAL place is worth it.

Daniel of the future, I fucking mean it. There’s no reason to come visit Canada… At all. Lex and Daren are not your responsibility.

The comradery is good, as are the late night adventures, but then they can come here.