Because I can’t get my hands on a Hyundai Veloster N in time for my drive tomorrow…
Nor a hot Persian grad student.
I don’t know what this will feel like. That’s in part why I’m doing it. I’m not sure how much it will lend to the story. One must assume it’d have to lend SOMETHING. If anything, its a colorful thing to mention when you publish this story or are on Joe Rogan talking about your love of writing.
WAIT. FACKING HELL. I’m gonna have to do this all again when I actually get the N, won’t I?